The Brutally Honest Personality Test

mardidono:

Scumbag- ENFP

67% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 13% Thinking, 13% Judging

I have a feeling you’re not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It’s because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you’ll do anything to be accepted.

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I’ll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

I bet you’re pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

This might also have something to do with the fact that you’re a cheating machine. You’re just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing “what could be”, rather than being satisfied with “what is.” This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

Well, at least you’re not the one left in the dust.

Unfortunately, when you’re the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.

Loser- INTP

33% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 47% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I’m serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn’t become apparent to you…

Nerd’s a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn’t care less about the different definitions of the word and why you’re actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don’t pretend you weren’t thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you’re at your very best…*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn’t something you find easy, but don’t worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you’re shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you’re on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about “theoretical questions” from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you’ll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don’t get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

(Source: mahou-shoubro)

Posted on 5 February, 2012, 9:26am. Reblogged from mahou-shoubro and Originally from mahou-shoubro. This post has 3,683 notes.
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